His father is the stupid one, the kid is 14. NOW, I why his son doesn't know how to drive at 14 is also at fault of the father. This brings me to my point:
My plans for my kids (if I even have any)
Age 2: I will read every night, Corky Bell's Maximum Boost for bed time. 2 1/2: Will be able to tell the difference between a Ford and GM firing order from a mile away (keeping things simple) 3: Shifter cart for that birthday, I should start saving now. Race soon after. 3 1/2: Begs me to boost the cart, wins. (come on, thats a good argument) 4: Will get his/her first gas powered road bike, race soon after. 4.5: First lessons in fuel management, by installing MS v6 (and spark) on the mini bike and shifter cart. 5: Taken to the bar, as my DD. 5.5: Orders his first two bay Snap-On toolbox, gets it for free (snap-on sponsors you know) 6: Gets in a fist fight with a vegan over the use of electric cars. (its my kid, and will love to get in fights, and will also love meat/cow products too.)
So thats my plan.
So that proves his father failed as a proper car loving man by not installing the proper amount of petrol-inflated testerone into his son at the proper age and deserves to have his car rammed into his ill-equipped garaged.
I say good day.
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Raoul Duke wrote: This has been popping up everywhere.
His father is the stupid one, the kid is 14. NOW, I why his son doesn't know how to drive at 14 is also at fault of the father. This brings me to my point:
My plans for my kids (if I even have any)
Age 2: I will read every night, Corky Bell's Maximum Boost for bed time. 2 1/2: Will be able to tell the difference between a Ford and GM firing order from a mile away (keeping things simple) 3: Shifter cart for that birthday, I should start saving now. Race soon after. 3 1/2: Begs me to boost the cart, wins. (come on, thats a good argument) 4: Will get his/her first gas powered road bike, race soon after. 4.5: First lessons in fuel management, by installing MS v6 (and spark) on the mini bike and shifter cart. 5: Taken to the bar, as my DD. 5.5: Orders his first two bay Snap-On toolbox, gets it for free (snap-on sponsors you know) 6: Gets in a fist fight with a vegan over the use of electric cars. (its my kid, and will love to get in fights, and will also love meat/cow products too.)
So thats my plan.
So that proves his father failed as a proper car loving man by not installing the proper amount of petrol-inflated testerone into his son at the proper age and deserves to have his car rammed into his ill-equipped garaged.
I say good day.
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