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Because HOMO was taken

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.....so my amanda left me......


ya, she called me today, said she wasn't gonna drive my broke ass anymore, she said the sex was horrible and i was a dead fish in bed. i've never cried so much! i'm thinking of wearing eye shadow for now on. i just farted and it smells like EMO

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holy **** dude! everyone is breakin' up now days. damn that sucks, don't drink yourself to death!

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haha, dead fish. niiiice


sorry bout your luck.



j/k i love you

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hey man! i have a skinny weiner!!!

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haha, are you serious??? I thought she was with you at the party?? Time for plan D. lol

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dont worry about it man, girls are over-rated anyway

-- Edited by turbocivic at 21:53, 2006-11-12

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turbocivic wrote:

dont worry about it man, girls are over-rated anyway

-- Edited by turbocivic at 21:53, 2006-11-12




is that why you decided to marry one?

j/k


ps. whats emo smell like?

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Cigarettes, rum and coke, your ex-girlfriend's hair conditioner you stole and rusty strait edge razors.

Emo: Not just a stench, a way of wishing you were dying. (Think Calvin Klien adds)


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Well I went for a cruise the other night and drove my car around. Drove up to the bridge and thought about life didnt jump but i wanted to. I dont know what to do and i hate girls right now. I have never listen to this much emo music and I havent showered in like 5 days cause i just cant bring myself to do it. If I get in the shower i think i might just plug the drain and sit with my head under water and hope i never get up. Wish me luck



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rofl...?? lol so emo smells like calvin klien?

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A4seen Racer wrote:

turbocivic wrote:

dont worry about it man, girls are over-rated anyway

-- Edited by turbocivic at 21:53, 2006-11-12




is that why you decided to marry one?

j/k




Andrea's not all screwed up in the head like most girls. and killing yourself over a girl is the most retarded thing i have ever heard and i have NO sympathy for anyone who does it. it doesnt prove anything, except that your a pussy and then what? they go on and live and screw other guys. screw that dude, you'll find somebody better than her and then she'll be jealous and you'll be happy and driving around in your dub together and listening to the rocket summer and eating chocolate popcycles!


oh and by the way, i'd stay away from amandas, i've gone out with like 4 different amandas and i got screwed over by like everyone!

-- Edited by turbocivic at 17:49, 2006-11-13

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turbocivic wrote:

Andrea's not all screwed up in the head like most girls. and killing yourself over a girl is the most retarded thing i have ever heard and i have NO sympathy for anyone who does it. it doesnt prove anything, except that you're a pussy and then what? they go on and live and screw other guys. screw that dude, you'll find somebody better than her and then she'll be jealous and you'll be happy and driving around in your dub together and listening to the rocket summer and eating chocolate popcycles!


oh and by the way, i'd stay away from amandas, i've gone out with like 4 different amandas and i got screwed over by like everyone!

-- Edited by turbocivic at 17:49, 2006-11-13




This man speaks the gospel. Girls can be teh suck, we know that, thus having a car hobby to offset the evil-estrogen.

But Mike is right, eating vr6 flavored Popsicle is way cooler than acting a depressed b!tch. So don't off yourself over this crap.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GOT YA, HAHAHA You can thanks Lucas webb for this thread he made the main post. I am still with her and she was right next to lucas when he made this and i have been just seeing how long I could keep it going.

Ok Jamin you can lock it now

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Yeah, You want Emo???

Off to slit my wrist.

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rofl that emo chick. i just want to give her a good bitch slap and for god sakes quit saying like!!!

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Good one Lou!

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