Ok so you guys really cant relate to this, but when i was half way through i just started to laugh cause it is so true.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A MK3 DRIVER WHEN...

- your friends have said "dude, whats that noise when you open your door??"
- "2nd gear grind" is not the name of some dance club
- the windows in your jetta have gone down randomly on their own
- more coil packs than 6-packs
- youve stood your cell phone underneath your front bumper, barely
- when you close your eyes at night you see GREEN
- you feel better when your Check Engine Light is ON
- youd rather shave your car than your body
- your antenna is longer than your member
- "whats a 1.8T?"
- someone has tried to switch front ends with you
- you walk the long way to the "Fluids" isle at pep boys to avoid the rice isle
- your parents like jazz, you like jazz blue
- 10:30 AM....."hey, your lights are on!"
- you know the UPS guy by his first name
- someone has called your car "cute"
- fishing line, a hair dryer, goo gone, and some wax
- a passenger has gave up on reclining the seat back due to hand cramps
- you like your Bentley better than Jay Z's
- and dub love has nothing to do with 20 inch rims
- youve gone into the MK4 forum to boost your self esteem
- you regret every time you "Biggie Size" your drink
- u shift into 5th gear and punch your passenger in the knee
-the cop turns on his flashlight when you reach behind the passenger seat for your license and registration
- you've got either suspension, a badgless grill,exhaust, MK4looks, or a vr6 spoiler, on the ground near your computer
-when you change your route just to follow another Mk 3
-When you can spend a day cleaning the car out, and still have the door pockets full of crap
-driving in the rain with a window down cuz it won't go back up >>> Credit: blcktiger18
-you turn up the radio to drown out rattles that have been getting curiously louder >>> Credit: dilated
-you have to take out the ash tray in order to make the cupholder useful >>> Credit: big gunssss
-every time your friends try to back up your car they dont know how to get it in reverse >>> Credit: kr0m3_69
-Your friends cant find the unlock button to unlock there door >>> Credit: germvr6